ScoreNameCrimesWanted inSpecialtyTime
2044 waterdogtx915 35 3 states second-degree murder Sun Feb7 02:11:02 2010
2038 waterdogtx915 24 5 states violating fish and wildlife regulations Fri Feb5 21:30:18 2010
2037 GEORGEGIEEEEEEE 38 3 states reckless endangerment Mon Feb8 05:01:46 2010
2033 GEORGEGIEEEEEEE 24 5 states malpractice Mon Feb8 19:34:27 2010
2011 Phoenix 33 3 states grand larceny Mon Feb8 03:07:15 2010
2011 Loser 33 3 states grand larceny Mon Feb8 03:06:54 2010
1922 waterdogtx915 38 2 states reckless endangerment Thu Feb4 20:59:06 2010
1842 Loser 23 4 states reckless endangerment Sat Feb6 02:15:24 2010
1793 Monkee Man 32 2 states product tampering Wed Feb3 20:19:01 2010
1730 Cockles 22 4 states violating fish and wildlife regulations Thu Feb4 20:13:38 2010
1681 Turbn 20 3 states vandalism Sat Feb6 06:29:28 2010
1630 GEORGEGIEEEEEEE 23 4 states first-degree murder Mon Feb8 19:32:35 2010
1627 bitch 24 4 states taste violations Mon Feb8 14:47:52 2010
1603 waterdogtx915 29 2 states obstruction of justice Fri Feb5 21:31:57 2010
1547 Lincoln Crisler, lincolncrisler.info 22 3 states sedition Tue Feb2 08:51:34 2010
1487 Ross 22 3 states promotion of human misery Tue Feb2 16:43:15 2010
1409 3 17 3 states subversion Sun Jan 31 02:07:40 2010
1388 Cockles 16 3 states littering Thu Feb4 20:10:31 2010
1386 GEORGEGIEEEEEEE 22 3 states littering Mon Feb8 19:29:00 2010
1380 Loser 19 3 states violating fish and wildlife regulations Mon Feb8 05:12:05 2010
1380 Loser 19 3 states violating fish and wildlife regulations Mon Feb8 05:12:04 2010
1364 Drew 16 4 states tax evasion Tue Feb2 09:32:31 2010
1260 GEORGEGIEEEEEEE 24 2 states health code violations Mon Feb8 19:30:51 2010
98 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
41 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never

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