ScoreNameCrimesWanted inSpecialtyTime
3137 zyzykwy jon 42 9 states reckless endangerment Fri Jul3 03:13:40 2009
2912 Rasputin 42 7 states grand larceny Thu Jul2 15:22:29 2009
2894 Rasputin 42 3 states harassment Thu Jul2 15:42:54 2009
2878 Loser 37 7 states taste violations Thu Jul2 17:52:16 2009
1877 Blarg 30 4 states draft dodging Thu Jul2 15:29:11 2009
702 Loser 6 2 states possession with intent to distribute Wed Jul1 12:45:37 2009
592 Loser 6 2 states fraud Thu Jul2 17:50:56 2009
496 Loser 5 1 state first-degree murder Wed Jul1 18:13:47 2009
336 Loser 4 1 state first-degree murder Wed Jul1 18:13:21 2009
98 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
97 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
96 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
93 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
93 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
89 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
87 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
86 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
84 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
80 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
67 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
67 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
64 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
63 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
54 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never
54 Nobody 0 0 states Nothing Never

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I'd like to think that I'll get the problem fixed one of these days, but until that day arrives, you might want to take a screenshot if you're concerned about bragging rights.